Carla Quevedo stalks numerous Tucson women who are friends and co-workers of her current and ex-boyfriend. She has an army of fake social media accounts which she regularly posts long drawn out fantasy stories of these women meeting her boyfriend’s in various settings; the office, coffee shops, and the grocery stores. These stories make full mention of the women’s names, employers, and other personal information. Strangely enough, these bazaar tales often have a happy ending resulting in some sort of romantic get-a-way. If you haven’t seen or read any of her shit-post, imagine if Marisa Chenery wrote one of her crappy novels after developing a severe case of autism and stopped taking her anti-depressants.
Here’s a sample of crazy Carla’s work found on LinkedIn. It’s a real gem because it was posted on Christmas, what a Grinch:
How Carla Stole Christmas
Carla’s children burst in “Mommy! Mommy! Christmas is here!”. They slowly backed out of her cave as their mother replied with a sneer. She glared at her laptop “I’ve put up with this till now, I must ruin their Christmas!… But how?!”. Then an idea popped up in her head “Instead of spending Christmas with family, I’ll post on Linkedin Instead!”. Admiring her work nobody read she began to pout “I must message their co-workers and get the word out!”. Spreading this post for over fourteen hours. Carla smelled like poop, she had forgotten to shower.
Sounds like someone had a bit too much meth-nog, bah humbug…