Carla Quevedo stalks numerous Tucson women who are friends and co-workers of her current and ex-boyfriend. She has an army of fake social media accounts which she regularly posts long drawn out fantasy stories of these women meeting her boyfriend’s in various settings; the office, coffee shops, and the grocery stores. These stories make full mention of the women’s names, employers, and other personal information. Strangely enough, these bazaar tales often have a happy ending resulting in some sort of romantic get-a-way. If you haven’t seen or read any of her shit-post, imagine if Marisa Chenery wrote one of her crappy novels after developing a severe case of autism and stopped taking her anti-depressants.

Here’s a sample of crazy Carla’s work found on LinkedIn. It’s a real gem because it was posted on Christmas, what a Grinch:

How Carla Stole Christmas

Carla’s children burst in “Mommy! Mommy! Christmas is here!”. They slowly backed out of her cave as their mother replied with a sneer. She glared at her laptop “I’ve put up with this till now, I must ruin their Christmas!… But how?!”. Then an idea popped up in her head “Instead of spending Christmas with family, I’ll post on Linkedin Instead!”. Admiring her work nobody read she began to pout “I must message their co-workers and get the word out!”. Spreading this post for over fourteen hours. Carla smelled like poop, she had forgotten to shower.

Sounds like someone had a bit too much meth-nog, bah humbug…

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7 thoughts on “How Carla Quevedo Stole Christmas.

  1. Carla is incredibly immature and vindictive. Carla you are simply resorting to that which you condemn.
    It’s extremely hypocritical and childish. Grow up.

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  2. Haha! I always knew there was something strange about Carla under her super nice persona she puts out. Sounds like someone’s obsessed! Lol

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  3. THIS IS NOT MY WEBSITE, NOR DOES IT REPRESENT ME OR ANYONE OR ORGANIZATION(S) I AM ASSOCIATED TO. THE AUTHOR OF THIS SITE IS LEAH MANDEL. PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME KNOW WHERE AND HOW TO CONTACT ME DIRECT.

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    1. YA, WE KNOW THAT DUMB ASS NOO NEED TO TYPE IT IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!1111 Obviously, it’s a parody of your cuntish internet shenanigans, written in third-person.

      Also, what’s up with the hate mail? Relax, this site is fucking cool. Besides, the only reason this site exists and is absolutely fucking hilarious; is because of you. Carla, seriously dear; thank you for the wealth of side-splitting material. Any sane person would stop, shut down their computer, and get their life together. I know you’ll do the opposite, continue to be a fucking lunatic, and give us more ridiculous crap to write about.

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      1. guess you were wrong about that… she shut down all her social media nice work asshole

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